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The dialogue is without question some of the most laughable I've heard in a very long time.

As for the film, there are all sorts of major issues with it but we can start with the laughable screenplay, which would have been rejected by the Lifetime channel and in fact, I'm going to guess that it would have been rejected has a five-year-old written it. I don't expect everyone laying their money down to be some sort of film buff but the 'shocking' material on display here has been going on in European movies for four-plus decades so why it's just now reaching American shores is pretty funny in itself but that's off subject I guess. No, this review is just going to be based around the actual movie and for the life of me I can't see what all the hype is about. I guess this is where I should admit that I haven't read the book so this review won't be comparing the two or complaining about what the movie did or didn't do from the book. Writing a plot synopsis of this thing is pretty pointless since I'm sure the target audience is already going to know the story. James best-seller about a shy, timid virgin (Dakota Johnson) who meets the elusive billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Doman) and soon both of their lives change.

Right?įifty Shades of Grey (2015) ** (out of 4) Rather silly adaptation of the E.L. I gotta go, though.Īnastasia Steele: I told him. Tell me where you are.Īnastasia Steele: A long way from Seattle! A long way from you.Ĭhristian Grey: Which bar? What's it called?Īnastasia Steele: I don't know. Come here, come here! Go away!Ĭhristian Grey: That's it. No, stay away from me Ana! I don't want you! Get away. I want you to go home right now.Īnastasia Steele: You're so bossy! Ana, let's go for a coffee. I mean the head right on the nail.Ĭhristian Grey: Listen to me. Where are you?Īnastasia Steele: Oh, I'm in line because I have to pee really bad.Ĭhristian Grey: Anastasia, have you been drinking?Īnastasia Steele: Yeah! I have, Mr. Thanks though for the kind gesture.Ĭhristian Grey: You're welcome. I'm sending back your expensive books because I already have copies of those. Christian Grey: Anastasia.Īnastasia Steele: Yeah, this is me.

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